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centinibroninthesky:

Pilot

0. Pilot
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Season 1

1a. Slumber Party Panic

1b. Trouble in Lumpy Space

2a. Prisoners of Love

2b. Tree Trunks

3a. The Enchiridion!

3b. The Jiggler

4a. Ricardio the Heart Guy

4b. Business…

sokkasass:

apriki:

hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out

but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around

he’s like guys

what’s happening guys

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GUYS

I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING

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GUYS IM SERIOUS

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LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED

#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP

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thisblogistheark:

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I’ve never seen that used so accurately.

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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vvierd:

how to ruin formal photos step 1

vvierd:

how to ruin formal photos step 1

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10knotes:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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napoleonbonerhard:

psychollama:

accioscabior:

I’m hungry.

My stomach is singing the song of it’s people.

Far over the big fridge-freezer cold.
To cupboards deep, and pantries old.
We must avast, ere break of fast,
Eat all the things-the grumble told.

The hunger roaring on the height.
The stomach moaning in the night.
The thoughts were bread, with chocolate spread.
Our eyes like saucers glazed with light. 

#1 fandom group hug

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10knotes:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

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quantum1342:

I am programming a turn-based combat game in java and I need a bunch of different monsters for the player to fight. SO! If you reblog this, I will check out your blog and base a monster in my game after you and I might follow you! It’s a win-win!

(And if I get super motivated i might message you with your monster’s name, attributes and image)

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kaddie:

100-percent-chance-of-bun:

Proven fact: Water will make your rabbit appear at least half their original size.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

kaddie:

100-percent-chance-of-bun:

Proven fact: Water will make your rabbit appear at least half their original size.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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